Umbrella Man: Fifty Questions

1. What is your character's name?
Umbrella Man

2. What is your character's name in another language?
In Russia, he is simply known as the Umbrella.

3. How old is he/she?
Although Umbrella Man does not age, physically he appears to be an exceptionally fit individual around the age of twenty two.

4. What is your character's race/species?
Humanoid

5. Do they have a crush?
Umbrella Man's passions are his own business, but for better or worse he has formed an attachment to a Russian girl called Zenechka.

6. Do they have many friends?
Umbrella Man has enemies and allies, nobody calls him friend.

7. What planet is your character from?
Земля

8. Does your character like to eat?
When the mood strikes him.

9. What's his/her favorite food?
Sandwiches.

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Umbrella Man has a soft spot for anything dark.

11. Is your character annoying?
Depends on your intentions towards him.

12. This question was missing when this interview was made, why?
Because the writer didn't proof read.

13. Is your character loved?
If he is, he doesn't know about it. Nobody has ever told Umbrella Man that they loved him.

14. Is your character hated?
Yes, but nobody really knows why. It is a mixture of fear as well as hate.

15. Is she/he emo/goth?
He has a propensity to utilize antiques, and he has a keen interest in Gothic architecture. However, he does not conform to any fad.

16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
Asexual

17. Is she/he a virgin?
Umbrella Man has never removed his pants, his sexual expeditions are unknown. In the long run however, it is irrelevant.

18. Name 3 hobbies:
1) Fire twirling
2) Photography
3) Travel

19. Is your character normal?
Nothing like it.

20. Is your character attractive?
To those with a gas mask fetish - certainly.

21. How does your character handle emotions?
Umbrella Man's emotions can fluctuate. He can be anything from stone hearted and cold beyond belief, to being warm and caring in such a way as would melt the most frozen of hearts.  However, he has an almost total mastery of those emotions, so when the mood shifts occur, it's a conscious decision.

22. Does your character have other forms?
He always appears the same, though that is if you see him at all. However, he has adopted various different outfits over the course of history for the sake of blending in.

23. Does your character overreact?
One of Umbrella Man's defining features is his ability to always maintain a level head.

24. Is your character a criminal?
By the standards of a modern day court, Umbrella Man has been indirectly responsible for genocide, murder and a swathe of different crimes - but that's just how it was meant to be.

...25 ran away....
No question twenty five either? What lousy work.

26. What's his/her IQ?
Umbrella Man exists in every part of every time space of every universe. His knowledge is limited only by what he considers important.

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Umbrella Man is incapable of ingesting any poison.

28. Is your character dead?
Yes, no, and in between.

29. Does your character have a family?
No. He has a 'partner', but she's not exactly fulfilling her purpose.

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
If you've kept up with Umbrella Man, you already know the answer.

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Whenever things go according to plan in a major way.

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
None - my friends are nothing like Umbrella Man.

33. Is your character single?
Yes.

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Umbrella Man prefers not to talk about it.

35. Does he/she have an element?
Umbrella Man is a being of pure good. But he has an affinity for rain. However, that 'good' might not shine through to some people because of the way he goes about it.

36. Do you roleplay your character?
Rarely, he prefers to play himself.

37. Do you write about your character?
Endlessly.

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
His own bad tempers are as a result of disappointment.

39. Does your character get depressed?
When in a peaceful place, Umbrella Man's mind can relax, and he can become vulnerable to depression like normal people.

40. What's your characters favourite animal?
Crows.

41. Does your character have any fears?
Umbrella Man fears nothing for himself, but when he grows fond of someone, he fears for them. However, it has never stopped him doing what must be done.

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
He can be killed as can any mortal - but he won't go down without a fight. On the other hand, he will never stay dead, so it's merely a temporary set-back.

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Anyone who does good is someone he respects.

44. Does your character like music?
Umbrella Man's bread and butter is music.

45. What's your character's favourite type of music?
Moving music. Umbrella Man despises hateful, pointless music, but loves smooth flowing music.

46. Is he/she impatient?
Only when there is no time.

47. What's something funny about your character?
He can eat without taking off his mask.

48. Name 5 nicknames
1) The Umbrella
2) Mr Umbrella
3) Freak
4) That Guy
5) (Date erased at Umbrella Man's request)

49. Does your character curse?
For casual effect, yes.

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
Umbrella Man: Next time ask me something Meaningful...