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Question Meme Fortress1. What would you do if you hadn't met The Scout?I'd be a lot less tense.2. Would you open a mystery gift The Soldier just gave you, without much hesitation?Of course, he's not the Demoman.3. Have you ever been in The Pyro's house?Oh yeah. I'm amazed it's still standing considering how many times that volcano has erupted.4. Do you do anything special with The Demoman?Send packages to the Soldier.5. Have you dreamt of The Heavy before?I dreamt of his sandvich once... but he was there too - so I couldn't have any.6. If you could do anything with The Engineer, what would it be?Learn how he build a teleporter using only a wrench.7. What musical instrument would The Medic most likely play?An electric violin. Der.8. How do your and The Sniper's talents add up?I stab peoples backs while he blows their minds.9. What song could be The Spy's theme song?"You know my name" or "Secret Agent Man"10. What would you do without The Crab Spy?Weep bitter tears of non-humour.
Question Meme Biatch1. What's Steph to you?A damn fine piece of work that I don't get to see enough any more.2. Do you miss Zenechka?All the time. I really need to work on my aim.3. Does Nick make you hot?If he says something really really stupid then yes.4. What do you think about Pogojo?I think he's a talented artist with a bucketload of awesome in his fingers.5. What would you do without Tom?Not have an epic-win friend to make me glad that I'm alive every time I step out of his car.6. Who's Sue dating?Someone more fortunate than myself.7. Does Arg! make you hot?Aww yeah, nothing like a mighty administrator to get your goulies.8. Phil and Nick are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?Phil - he's hilarious.9. Monique and Tom are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?Tom. His relationship with Andrea taught us that.10. What is Umbrella Man's favorite TV show or movie?Edward Scissorhands.
Balthazar and BaldurThe sound of hooves filled the dusty air as the horsemen approached. The heat washed over them like breathe from parched lips, even though the sun had long since vanished behind the clouds.Baldur's face was etched with sorrow as he surveyed the ravaged town. His soft blue eyes slid from one drained corpse to the next, each bundle of tangled limbs more horrific than the next.Balthazar's face was not so emotionally expressive. His features were blank, but this was no change. Rarely did a trace of his internal monologue allow itself to command the muscles of his brow. His skin was pale from the days it spent hiding beneath his armor, and his hair was a greasy black.The two companions rode in silence towards the town square, Baldur's glistening silver armor reflecting the lifeless black of Balthazar's. And while Baldur's gaze continued to drink in the carnage around them, Balthazar's gaze suggested he was more interested in the state of his horse."Another city claimed by the sickness."
Umbrella of the Death Race P1The sound of engines roaring to life filled the workshops as the pit crews made their final inspections on the vehicles. Hennessey spun her pen absent mindedly in her right hand as she inspected the driver portfolios on her desk. Her makeup was carefully applied and her hair was perfectly trimmed around her head, giving her the appearance of a doll that had just rolled off the conveyor belt of a toy factory. Her clothes were pressed and wrinkle free, and despite the grimy workshop below her she was remarkably clean.She heard the sound of the door opening and the clang of boots on steel as a pair of guards entered, accompanied by the individual of interest she had called for.Her cold eyes flicked up from her paperwork and surveyed the newcomer. A businesslike smile crossed her face and she stood."Thank you for coming. I realize this must take time out from your shedule, but I really needed your... expertise."The man did not reply. He stood unmoving and listened to the warden's pitch
TF2: The Doc is In"Come back! I promise I vill heal you!" The German scientist chortled with glee as the puffs of steam from his syringe gun wafted past his cheek, a maniacal grin on his lips as the needles stitched a stinging pattern in the wall as the bulky soldier hurled himself through the flimsy wooden doorway, sending splinters in all directions. The line of venomous syringes whizzed over his helmeted head as the medic rounded the corner after him."You are looking for a dishonorable ass-whupping if you keep this up doctor, I give you one more warning to surrender!""Your stupidity amazes even me Herr zoldier." The sound of a fresh batch of needles being locked into place filled the room. "You and your Frauleins have lozt, just give up and you vill be hurting a lot less."The crunch of the medics boots over the fallen rubble sounded distinctly ominous to the soldier, who had never been in a situation where a scientist was threatening him. He seized one of the desks in the pitch b