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DnD Sibling Rivalry

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Contrary to the belief of several of my smart-ass friends, this is not in fact a rat with an enormous hairy scrotum.

Titorritch Boreshnakoph.

 
In a family of characteristically huge individuals, the black-furred Titorritch is particularly huge. The biggest of Krail’s siblings, towering over even his father Throk, Titorritch is possibly the largest living Slav in the world. Compared to his siblings, Titorritch is uncomplicated; he’s not a schemer like Baralox, his thirst for blood is not as strong as Lothnem’s and his ambition is several orders of magnitude below that of Orion. However, Titorritch is a favourite amongst the older members of Clan Boreshnakoph because of his single-minded loyalty to the family line. As complex as a sledge-hammer and used for roughly the same purpose, Titorritch’s joy is found in taking the largest, bluntest object he can find and slamming it into something not directly related to him. (Though he'll make an exception for Krail.)

 

His intellect is dubious at best, but it is his fond belief that all brains are equally clever when they’re dripping off the end of a mallet.

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3000x4000px 4.33 MB
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SONY
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DSC-W310
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1/100 second
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F/3.0
Focal Length
5 mm
ISO Speed
100
Date Taken
Jan 25, 2015, 1:07:05 PM
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Hey, don't be so definitive. It could still have an enormous hairy scrotum. You can't prove it doesn't without first taking all those coupons off...