Rythmear

Umbrella Man

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Tonight I Remembered by Rythmear, literature

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Tonight I Remembered

Tonight I listened to Golden Brown. Tonight I remembered things. I remembered hanging upside down from the roof of a room that did not exist. I remembered sitting in the dark of the early morning, burning the limitless energy of youth engaged in bonding with people I never met. I remembered the faces of friends who walked with me through the stillness before dawn, to watch the coming of the light. I remembered skating on the ice with the thrumming of the bass mirroring the pound of my own heart as I thought up fresh new ways to cower from my feelings. I remembered whispering breathless flirtations into the mouthpiece of a phone, huddled

Not Ryan Gosling by Rythmear, literature

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Not Ryan Gosling

Everyone knows Ryan Gosling. Everyone knows who Ryan Gosling is. Everyone knows what Ryan Gosling is. But I'm not here to waste your time by telling you things you already know. So instead of telling you what Ryan Gosling is, I shall tell you what Ryan Gosling isn't. Ryan Gosling is not an actual gosling. He has no feathers that we know of, his beak is woefully lacking by comparison to most geese, and his life-span thus far has been considerably longer. Ryan Gosling is not a woman named 'Anne' constructed entirely out of rye. No catchers have ever been found inside him, nor are there any conspiracies claiming his entire persona is a fa

The Impossible Clown by Rythmear, literature

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The Impossible Clown

Long ago twas said in tales of gallant men and women old, that sprawled along the ocean floor were ruins soaked in dread and mold. The sunken city R'lyeh lay far from mankind's prying eyes, housing madness rooted deep, soon to waken and arise. But unbeknownst to elder gods, mankind had a madman too, with hair of red and skin of white, from whence he hailed? No-one knew. He'd always been there so they say, the clown McDonald tall and lean; clad in yellow, streaked in red, across the world his face was seen. Only he could break the curse; the madness of the ancient one, so into R'lyeh's depths he swam, hidden far beneath the sun. There he

The Witch and the Digger by Rythmear, literature

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The Witch and the Digger

As the hour grows late here on All Hallow's Eve, the time has now come for a tale to weave. It may sound absurd but I swear it to you; the whole of the story I'm telling is true! Down by the banks of the deluge of rot, beyond the old steeple nestled on top of the Church hall built at the end of the way, you'll find the old man known as Percival Gray. Old Percival 'aint much to look at you know, with his scraggly mane powdered white as the snow, with his wrinkled complexion and bloody-red cheeks, and a stench grown so foul he eternally reeks. But don't let it fool you, that mouldy facade, if you mess with ol' Perci, best be on your guard! H

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Tonight I Remembered by Rythmear, literature

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The Impossible Clown by Rythmear, literature

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The Impossible Clown

The Witch and the Digger by Rythmear, literature

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The Witch and the Digger

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Umbrella Man: Little Sister by Rythmear, literature

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Umbrella Man: Little Sister

“How do we know each-other? Oh that’s no big story; he’s my brother.” “Your… brother? I’m not going to pretend like I don’t find your answer rather surprising.” “You’re not the only one. There’s no legal documentation or anything, but that’s just part of his whole character I think. He never announced his visits to my foster parents while they were still around and all our communication has been rather private. But there’s no doubt; we all lived in the same house when I was a baby and he’s the reason I’m here at all.” “Is that so? I&

Hide your Eyes by Rythmear, literature

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Hide your Eyes

It has been so long since I last saw your eyes. What happened? As I stand here at this bus-stop in the pouring rain, I have time to cast my mind back and remember how it used to be... I remember your face, as I'm sure you remember mine. I remember every change, every detail, every new crease, shade or wrinkle. I remember sitting and watching with you, watching the trees as they sprouted from the ground, the tides as they surged into the sand. Planting the seeds of crops, flowers and so much more. I remember as mountains grew tall and valleys grew deep... When men of old curled up and drifted to sleep... But that was so long ago, and you

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About Rythmear

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

Nov 30
Australia
Deviant for 19 years
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Current Residence: My own skull
Favourite genre of music: Etherial
Favourite photographer: My mother
Favourite style of art: Photoshopping, Cartoons
Operating System: Windows... yeah.
MP3 player of choice: Anything that works and isn't an iPod
Shell of choice: Bullet
Wallpaper of choice: None - Wood is awesome.
Skin of choice: Freckled
Favourite cartoon character: Eric Cartman
Personal Quote: Indeed

Favourite Visual Artist

Samuel Victor Shephard / Phillip James Yeatman / Herman the Handyman

Favourite Movies

The Big Lebowski

Favourite TV Shows

Twin Peaks

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Ladytron/The Hatty Fatners/Voltaire

Favourite Books

His Dark Materials

Favourite Writers

H . P . Lovecraft / Clive Barker / Edgar A. Poe

Favourite Games

Hitman: Blood Money

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Tools of the Trade

Most awesome Hitman: Codename 47 mission ever. Franz is a pansy.

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Anything which doesn't involve real life.

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Rythmear

Aug 30, 2015

Gunpoint

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This guy. Go follow this guy. Oh my lord; the cosplay of one of my favourite games alone is worth the recommendation, but seriously... APPRECIATE THIS QUALITY! (On a related note, BUY GUNPOINT!)

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Rythmear

Aug 7, 2015

DeviantArtist Questionnaire

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How long have you been on DeviantArt? - "For... *checks profile* 11 years." What does your username mean? "It's me yo. Or rather, it's the name of my persona. Much like the Joker, I have many origin stories. Unlike the Joker, I rarely get to use them 'cause nobody knows who I am." Describe yourself in three words. "Quoth the Raven" Are you left or right handed? "Right." What was your first deviation? "  - Come visit me yo. " What is your favourite type of art to create? "Writing. Love the writing. But pretty much anything slightly odd or fantastical." If you could instantly master a different art style, what would it be? "Animation. Oh

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Jul 9, 2015

Cleaning up some Loose Ends

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Hello all, (or rather, Hello the few of you who still follow me), It's been five years now since I last updated this journal - which means my old 'Boss' contest has been going for five years... rather sloppy work on my part, but life has a tendency to distract one from finishing certain projects. However, while I am okay with ditching old personal projects, now that I've got a spot of free time on my hands I want to wrap up old affairs that directly involve other people. Some splendid pieces came out of that contest, and it's -long- overdue that I cast a verdict and hand out prizes. So... First Place goes to:  - A charming little colourfu