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Get Back Here by LunariChaos

Well now... I don't think this really needs that much of an in-depth analysis - but I'll certainly try my best to convey my thoughts as...

Kenpudio AFL Quarter Final by Kenpudiosaki

Throughout the entire AFL tournament, Kenpudiosaki has made a series of consistently excellent art pieces, which have never failed to c...


DnD Sibling Rivalry by Rythmear
DnD Sibling Rivalry
Contrary to the belief of several of my smart-ass friends, this is not in fact a rat with an enormous hairy scrotum.

Titorritch Boreshnakoph.

In a family of characteristically huge individuals, the black-furred Titorritch is particularly huge. The biggest of Krail’s siblings, towering over even his father Throk, Titorritch is possibly the largest living Slav in the world. Compared to his siblings, Titorritch is uncomplicated; he’s not a schemer like Baralox, his thirst for blood is not as strong as Lothnem’s and his ambition is several orders of magnitude below that of Orion. However, Titorritch is a favourite amongst the older members of Clan Boreshnakoph because of his single-minded loyalty to the family line. As complex as a sledge-hammer and used for roughly the same purpose, Titorritch’s joy is found in taking the largest, bluntest object he can find and slamming it into something not directly related to him. (Though he'll make an exception for Krail.)


His intellect is dubious at best, but it is his fond belief that all brains are equally clever when they’re dripping off the end of a mallet.

DnD: Lord Falcon the Conman by Rythmear
DnD: Lord Falcon the Conman
Swordsman, Poet, Gentleman Thief; Lord Falcon is a man of many talents and many secrets, with great vision and an extraordinary talent for planning.

Though he is not prone to making mistakes, only time will tell if leaving :iconemperormossy:'s Sarkin Drexus alive will prove to be a fatal error.

You look, uh... you look... 

17 deviants said ROUND! SOFT... NO, ROUND!
15 deviants said DRUNK!
14 deviants said BLURRY!
14 deviants said Ravishing!

Umbrella Man at the Masked Symposium

Journal Entry: Thu Apr 28, 2011, 6:32 AM
Umbrella Man has something important to say...…

This video was only uploaded today, but the performance itself is actually several years old at this point - I'm just pleased that for once a video of one of my live performances was uploaded that I didn't hate.


Rather marvelous addition to the Umbrella Man library provided by :iconquest007:

Into the Madness by Quest007

Got three minutes to spare on a short documentary that a couple of gentlemen from the University of Newcastle made on me and the Umbrella Man?

Well check it out!

Umbrella Man Mythos Machine: Puppets and Glass by bluefluke

UmbrellaMan by JaimeMolina  LADY CANE 15-jun-2011 by JaimeMolina

Oh yes. That's right.


Alice: Madness Returns + Full Art Book

Portable iPod stereo.

Big Lebowski Shirt + 'Meh' Shirt + Team Neville Shirt

Stout Shako with Scorching Flames + Genuine El Jeffe

Dalek Key-Chain

Real-Life 'Tim the Enchanter' Hat.

AND: A super-awesome special something which I'll be uploading later.

The contest details are below... but first: I don't normally post these sorts of things since it has Nothing to do with me, but this picture is uber bad-ass, so I strongly suggest you go subscribe the SHIT out of the artist! Brink: Mission Compromised by ColAutumnsOvercoat

Ragtime Dandies by Siera LADY CANE 15-jun-2011 by JaimeMolina Its like Christmas mornin'. . by Blazbaros :D Do yourself a favour, and check out this picture. (Also, be sure to read the artists comments - and click ALL links... DO EET.)

Current Entries: Umbrella Man Boss: Crunch by ThunderManEXE :thumb207713381: Scalashura by Blazbaros Something of a Boss fight by Tris1994 Amphibios - The Frog Boss by ZombieMesh Umbrella Man and Jericho by saximaphone Lorem by Acidum07  ....… <-- (Not an Actual Entry)

Let's face it, video game bosses kick ass - specifically, yours. It's all well and good to root for the hero, but you can't deny that some of the most colourful and interesting characters in all of gaming are the Bosses that stand between you and victory.

Let's see if you can live up to that legacy! (Before you delve into this contest, it might be a good idea to remind yourself what sorts of Bosses there are!… )

Now - this is a pretty laid-back contest, and to make it easy for any number of people to get involved, there will be three different paths you can take:

#1 - Present yourself, or one of your characters, as a unique video-game boss.

#2 - Present yourself, or one of your characters, doing battle with a video-game boss comprised of one of My characters.

#3 - Present yourself, or one of your characters, taking the place of an existing video game boss and battling the hero.

This contest is open to both writers AND picture-makers  (and comic artists, gmodders, whatever tickles your fancy) - so long as you acknowledge the following tips:

You will gain points for: pretty much anything under the sun - so long as I can enjoy seeing (or reading about) your boss character, and how they would slot into the theoretical 'overall' story (which is also up to you). Obviously you'll do better if you can make it feel like your boss not only belongs there - but would be a fun challenge, but not unbeatable... lest they become 'that One boss'.

You will lose points for: quoting tired internet memes - copying age old jokes that have long since ceased to be funny - claiming that your 'character' is original, when they're clearly just a variation of an existing one... As much as I Love team fortress 2, your Engy with a rugged and manly beard does Not qualify as 'your character'.

And of course, you will more than likely gain points if you include Umbrella Man or Lady Cane somehow (even if they're just sipping tea in the background). They are NOT compulsory, as I don't want to stifle your creativity - but it certainly won't hurt your chances :P

The contest will end whenever I decide to end it - and I reserve the right to call it off if only a couple of people enter (those 16 prizes aren't going to give themselves away for free y'know! ... speaking of which)


As you might have guessed given the 'game' theme of this contest, ALL 16 PRIZES are games! (And Yes, that means that there can be up to 16 winners - so for the love of God, ENTER! You might win if only because of the sheer laziness of your fellow artists/writers). Here's the list in full - the first place winner will have first choice - followed by second, third, etc etc. Any leftover games...... I'll deal with later.

AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard For Gravity - (… )

Amnesia the Dark Descent - (… )

Audiosurf - (… )

Counter-Strike Source - (… )

Defense Grid: The Awakening - (… )

Half Life 2 - (… )

Half Life 2 - Deathmatch - (… )

Half Life 2 - Episode 1 - (… )

Half Life 2 - Episode 2 - (… )

Killing Floor - (… )

Left 4 Dead - (… )

Left 4 Dead 2 - (… )

Portal 2 - (… )

Serious Sam HD Edition (I think) - (… )

Super Meat Boy - (… )

The Wonderful End of the World - (… )

If you have any further questions, Ask! ( I just hope people actually Enter this one, it'd be a shame to have to keep all these games to myself... wait a sec. )

  • Listening to: Fairytale
  • Reading: The Painted Man
  • Watching: Umbrella Man Documentary
  • Playing: Team Fortress 2/Dishonored
  • Eating: Diet Food
  • Drinking: Water


The Umbrella Man
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
Current Residence: My own skull
Favourite genre of music: Etherial
Favourite photographer: My mother
Favourite style of art: Photoshopping, Cartoons
Operating System: Windows... yeah.
MP3 player of choice: Anything that works and isn't an iPod
Shell of choice: Bullet
Wallpaper of choice: None - Wood is awesome.
Skin of choice: Freckled
Favourite cartoon character: Eric Cartman
Personal Quote: Indeed


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nipa101 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015
cool photos man. by the way I'm Australian too:)
Rythmear Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Groovy! Cheers ^.^
nipa101 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015
its cool that you like the villains in a story because in truth they have the more interesting story's.
Rythmear Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
... Keh?
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rustyblu Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
Thx for da llamma =]
Rythmear Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
No problemo
rustyblu Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014
AzumiHaruki Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
*giant huggles* happy birf day
Rythmear Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
<3 Cheers darlin' :3
Gaboris Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
Happy Birthday from Hungary!
Keep up the good work. :D
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