By the gods!
As I actually have money to spend now rather than being utterly broke like before, I have decided to celebrate by holding a contest - an Umbrella Man contest! To be specific, I should say an Umbrella Man Nemesis contest, because that's really what this is all about...
This contest shall run a VERY long time - specifically, it's going to run until my birthday this year on the 30th of November.
Read my recent story "About a Russian Girl" and take note of the discussion between the special agents at the end of the story - they allude to the idea of Umbrella Man having an opposite - a nemesis - an arch rival - and all those nasty gribbly things...
Thus, the contest is this -
Draw / Photograph / Ink or Sketch a picture of what YOU would see as being a suitable nemesis/arch-rival/opposite to Umbrella Man. Nothing is required but the image, but if you include an artists comment about your reasoning - that won't hurt your entry

Bonus points will be included if Umbrella Man is Also included in the image - but it isn't necessary to include him. (ie, including him won't guarantee victory - but it Will boost your rating.)
PRIZES:
1st place will receive a 12 month subscription to D.A, a free story from me on any subject of their choosing and one free request.
2nd place will receive a 3 month subscription to D.A, a free story from me on any subject of their choosing and one free request.
3rd place will receive two free stories from me on any subject of their choosing and one free request.
Particularly exceptional runners up will receive a free story.
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Anna: The Maria Narcissa.
Sam Fisher: Sounds like your setting me up for another blind date.
Anna: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
Sam Fisher: So was the last girl you set me up with.
Anna: Fisher!
Sam Fisher: Sorry.
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My life for the swarm.^^
> > >
> > >
> > > ELEVEN
> > > You walk really slow when you're with them.
> > >
> > > TEN:
> > > You feel shy whenever they're around.
> > >
> > > NINE:
> > > You smile when you hear their voice.
> > >
> > > EIGHT:
> > > When you look at them, you can't see the other
> > > people around you, you just see him/her.
> > >
> > > SIX:
> > > They're all you think about.
> > >
> > > FIVE:
> > > You realize you're always smiling when you're
> > ; > looking at them.
> > >
> > >
> > > FOUR:
> > > You wou ld do anything for them, just to see
> them.
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > THREE:
> > > While reading this, there was one person on your
> > > mind this whole time.
> > >
> > >
> > > TWO:
> > > You were so busy thinking about that person, you
> > > didnt notice number seven was missing
> > >
> > >
> > > ONE:
> > > You just scrolled up to check & are now silently
> > > laughing at yourself.
> > >
> > >
> > > NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO......
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> > > *
> > >
> > > * send this to at lest 5 people in the next 10
> >min.
> > > And something good will happen
> > > Because you read this you will get kissed on
> >friday.
> > > BREA K IT and your crush will ask someone else
> out.
> > > Tomorrow will be the best day of you life. How
> > > ever,if you don't send this to at least 10
> people,
> >by
> > > at least 1am, you will have bad luck for the
> rest
> >of
> > > your life. Just copy, paste and you will get
> kissed
> > > on friday. DON'T send it back to the person who
> >sent
> > > it to you TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send
> this
> > to
> > > 15 people in 143 mins. when you are done p re ss
> F6
> > > and you crushes name will appear
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Love and freinship can be defined in many different ways but sometimes people are to blind to see"
-Zapha of the Light
R.
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"There are three things I don't do: tan, date and sing in public." ~ Angel: Judgement
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Ok...I shot your leg off with my shotgun
It's not that I am mean...you're just a sissy
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Nagishi: Wanna hear me sing a song for you?
Me: Sure!
Nagishi: "Do you have a best friend best of all best friends, you can have a best friend too. He tickles in my tummy he is so yummy yummy, oh you can have a best friend too."
Me: *Slowly backs away
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You can Dance if you want to,
You can leave your friends behind,
Cause if your friends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
Well they're no Firends of Mine!
ZECK! ZEON!!!!!
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Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to lie?
"You creatures ain't shit compared to what I've dealt with!" Lee
"Don't make me rip something out." Darkness
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I HAVE A LIFE! ..... ON THE INTERNNET!
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Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to lie?
"You creatures ain't shit compared to what I've dealt with!" Lee
"Don't make me rip something out." Darkness
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